A typical American man showers at least once a day, be it a fancy Wall Street racketeer or a hardworking labourer. The only way an American guy will jump in a tub is if there is already a pair of soapy boobs bobbing about. If a man’s daily routine includes going to the gym, or nooners with a mistress, add another shower.
It is mandatory for an American man to wear clothes only once.
American man flirts a lot without a designated purpose.
It is how a salesman up-sells you or a waiter makes an extra tip.
Broadly speaking, though, I can quite resolutely declare that I love American men. Maybe it is because I left Estonia at such a young age that there was no time for love. Maybe it is because the American men’s selection is a real smorgasbord. American man is usually sociable and friendly, not lurking in the corners by himself.The nagging may take years and usually ends in defeat.As in, the woman resorts to vacuum-cleaning twice a day and endless use of Lysol.Estonian girls are well aware of the fact that we boast highest quota of super-models per capita. A modern American girl offers to go Dutch on the first date.Whereupon it is polite for a gentleman to refuse such a sweet gesture.
As a first step, literally, you must teach them to take their white sneakers off in the hallway. Americans are accustomed to plop their feet with their filthy shoes on right onto the coffee table. Imagine if you have a baby crawling around on the floor?